that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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