Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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