If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
is that a dick in a sweater?
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