I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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