your room smells of hookers.
And success
I CAN MOONWALK!
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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