I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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