Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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