Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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