the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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