I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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