About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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