"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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