Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Damn victory sex feels great
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