well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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