Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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