The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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