Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Vodka?
Forever.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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