Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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