And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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