if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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