If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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