shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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