Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Randomize
