he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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