and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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