just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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