bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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