Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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