your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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