fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Terrible idea I love it
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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