If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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