Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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