The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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