hotel room ftw
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Randomize
