Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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