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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
This is classic penis vs brain.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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