and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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