You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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