I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
no you cant smoke seaweed
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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