please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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