just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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