My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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