I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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