Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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