Its about making memories worth repressing
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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