i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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