I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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