By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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