is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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