He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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