at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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