Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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