I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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