he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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